The best way to contact me is by telephone. I answer calls, with numbers displayed, between midday - 8pm, sometimes these hours are longer.
I do not engage in text message conversations. SMS of your penis does nothing for me. They really are quite boring pictures so don't waste your tariff, I prefer the real thing. Nor do I induldge in phone sex. Please don't waste my time looking for a voice to knock one out on, open the back of your paper and ring one of the 100's of 0908 numbers.