I am Kimberley, or Kirsty as some of you may remember me. I have been a South East based escort for well over four glorious years now. It has not always been glorious but then who said the path to glory will always be smooth. I have had my fair share of hurdles but who else hasn't in this wonderful world we call punting? I started off as the young naive blonde from Stansted escorts who wouldn't give blow jobs before becoming an escort and almost half a decade later I am an older wiser, more confident me that loves nothing better than impersonating a Dyson. I really have grown up infront of you all on here.

Over time I am going to share with you some of the best and worst moments. I am going to answer those ever popular questions. From chatting in the chat room my memory of some of the best has been refreshed, thanks guys, I especially loved Curvy Coral's discreet reply, I must go buy one of those neon signs.

Are you discreet?
No, the neighbours tied a bell around my neck so they could tell when I was in. Of course, what sort of question is that?

How did you get into this?
Well that is one whole new thread for you to wait for!

Do you enjoy what you do?
Most of the time yes. Give me a horny appointment, physically or intellectually and I am happy as a pig in poo. Give me a client that smells of poo and that is another matter. Find me someone who is happy 100% in their job.

Do you ever fancy clients?
Oh god yes! Most weeks. Perk of the job!

Have you ever dated a client?
Erm, yes a few times. I know naughty me, but at least I know if we are sexually compatible or not. Imagine spending all that time in the early stages of a relationship just to find out that you are hopeless together. But then it could be worse, you could be electric between the sheets but then have nothing else in common. A man toy is only good some of the time. Nothing more sexual than a brain.

I hope that you will find I have both brains and sex appeal, but I have grown thick skin for those that don't.

Well I will check back in with you very soon and spill some more goss.