As requested by Monsieur DaLoo, a blog dedicated to him on female orgasms.

Is it a myth, is it an urban legend, or is it something that is just faked? The odd moan and groan, yelp and scream and the Academy Award for Best Actress goes to …….. Not me. I am not a faker. I would rather suffer in silence than embarrass myself with fake thrusting and groaning. I can spot a faker a mile off and it just makes me cringe.

A few little facts courtesty of AskMen.com

It was Sigmund Freud who first suggested that there were two types of female orgasm. However, sex researcher Alfred Kinsey refuted the claim and his view was that there is only one type of female orgasm.

Others sexperts claim that women can have three types of orgasm: clitoral, vaginal and blended.

However, roughly 26% of women have difficulty reaching orgasm. And usually, it's her own mental block that keeps her from reaching orgasm -- it's not you.

Clitoris
The clitoris' only function is to provide pleasure for women. Researchers have not been able to discover any other reason for its existence. As well, keep in mind that, because the clitoris is much easier to find, female orgasm is usually achieved via clitoral stimulation.

Vagina
Inside the vagina, you can find the infamous G-spot, or the Grafenberg spot. The G-spot is located on the front wall (toward the navel) of the vagina, between the opening and the cervix. Theory dictates that the G-spot can be either a bundle of nerves coming from the clitoris or a gland (or series of glands) that produces lubrication.

Usually, after one orgasm, guys need to rest (unless you're one of those lucky guys who can achieve multiples), but it's believed that women can experience three tempos of orgasm, which include the single orgasm, the serial multiple orgasm and the sequential multiple orgasm.

Single
With the single orgasm, a woman experiences one rush of pleasure. The orgasm can last anywhere from a few seconds to a minute.

Serial multiple
Although most women claim that they cannot achieve this awesome ride, a multiple orgasm occurs when several orgasms are had in a row -- that is, one directly after another.

Sequential multiple
Sequential orgasms occur in a sequence that separates each orgasm by a few minutes or so. Many women describe it as a roller coaster ride.

Many women claim that reaching orgasm is more difficult via penetration than it is via stimulation of the clitoris. As well, when it comes to vaginal stimulation of any area, most women agree that fingers are the preferred tool.

Keep in mind that any type of sexual stimulation can lead a woman to orgasm. And although there are some women who can will themselves to orgasm without even being touched, it is rare.

Massage, foreplay, direct stimulation, and even talking can make a woman reach orgasm. Most women, however, find that direct stimulation of the clitoris is the easiest way for them to climax. So use your tongue, your fingers, even rub your penis against it, and she might climax.

So in repsonse to Monsieur DaLoo's question, how can a man make me come it is quite simple, I must be relaxed, I can not concentrate on anything else, that includes kissing and fondling. My legs can not be weighed down your limbs. Flat on my back, if on side I pull my back muscles and can't move, I blame it on the hunky guy that helped me tear my shoulder blade when I was in an awkward position.

Right so now I am body free, on my back, you can work your magic. Or if my body does not want to play ball that day, pardon the pun, then mutual masturbation. There is something so erotic and horny about watching a man play with himself, even better if I can play while I watch though. It is normally the judders as you orgasm next to me that set me off

Anyway observe the above rules as set out by AskMen.com but ensure if you are engaging with any finger or hand action that your hands are clean and that your nails are neatly filed. I had to impose a finger ban after I got scratched so many times, it is delicate down there and sharp nails can give us infections.

Read our body language, if we are not responding then change your tactic or if we move your hand let us.

I do have to say though that I don't need to orgasm to get satisfied.

I have to say I never knew what an orgasm was before escorting, and they have been very rare out of work!!??!!

The award for best orgasm is a tie. There were obviously many nominees but the award goes to:

The guy who helped me tear my shoulder blade, so painful but oh so worth it, it might have been because it was so frantic and varied, also a caesar salad and a few drinks involved shared with A duo. Something about a coupled climaxing next to you that makes you want to sing from the rooftop.

If none of the above work, cheat and get me some olives, I growl with a good olive! Strange creature that I am.