For any new girl starting out this is one line that agency bosses will warn you about. The married men that become besotted and claim they will leave their wives for you.

There are some that will claim they have just to try and get closer to you. I will call these ones, hmmm, something unusual like John. So John, is generally the man about 3 decades older than you that still thinks he is in with a chance. He tells you he is married when you meet but then he suddenly changes his status to separate. Living in a friend’s spare room. You know it is all a lie and he is just trying to get closer to you. These are normally the men that you would normally give a wide berth, they know in the real world they would never stand a chance with you but they feel the need to try and scare off any boyfriends lurking around. You are all theirs and no one else. John wont let you be shared, he will hate your reviewers and whenever makes a comment about you he feels the need to mark his territory by posting a reply. It is like the dog and lamp post thing. Every other punter out there does not know you like he does, or so he thinks.

Then you have the Peter’s. Peter’s, I love, I feel sorry for them, you want to help them. These are generally the men who are bitterly unhappy at home. The wife normally treats these men like something you would scrap off the underneath of your shoe. They are either too scared to leave, or out of loyalty to their children they stay and put up with the wife’s crap. Escorts make Peter feel alive again and a valid human being. Peter is normally a really lovely guy who we just want to take under our wing and whisk away from their terrible home life. They don’t understand that their children would be happier growing up with two happy parents rather than two stuck together and miserable. And if Peter does not have children with the wife then he is scared of leaving, she has knocked his confidence to so low that someone is better than no-one, or he knows she will take him to the cleaners in a divorce, as that is the type of woman she is.

The Peter’s of the punting world I feel a strong connection to, they are unhappy and I want to bring some sunshine back to their lives.

The Paul’s of this world are like a breath of fresh air. Married, madly in love with their wife, but due to the fact she will not allow any sexual contact they have BOTH agreed he can punt. Whilst it must take the wife a lot to allow this to happen and accept it part of me thinks “why is she allowing this to happen?” Surely the fact that your husband needs sex and he is prepared to go elsewhere to get should prompt her in to the bed again. The agreement with the wife is

¨ Please, don’t ever leave me for her
¨ Don’t fall in love
¨ Always use protection
¨ Don’t exceed the budget

Paul, will never leave his wife. Nor will he ever spin you that line.

The Matt’s, Matt always was a dirty dog and marriage didn’t slow him down. Sometimes the arrival of kids throws Matt into this world, sometimes it is because he realises he is less likely to get caught. Wifey already knows his previous resources for shags. Matt will throw this line around, every now and then, but is never serious, you know if you ever got together with him you wont be able to tame his wild ways. You just enjoy his custom and the vicious sex, it is pure animal lust.

Steve, is the married man who is unhappy in his marriage, falls in love with you. Within weeks he is telling you that he can’t stop thinking about you and is in love with you. He is the only man who will tell you he will leave his wife for you. He is the man that casts a spell on you and you reciprocate the feelings. You don’t ask him to leave his wife, you ask for him to see a counsellor with her, the sanctity of marriage means too much to you to be a home wrecker. He leaves his wife and eventually you get together. It is great in the beginning. But then in time he resents how you met, what you do/did for a living. A few years go by and your relationship is in the gutter.

You never want these married men to walk away from their vows for you. If they do it, you want it to be because they see no future in their marriage. You don’t want it thrown in your face years later that they left their wife for you. It is only a very percentage of these men that you would ever consider dating if them were single anyway.